Doggy Driver

The following is a fictional story:
Yesterday, a dog named Breeze made a trip to the local Dunkin' Doughnuts drive through, DRIVING A CAR! That's right, the 4 year-old Great Dane decided she needed a doughnut and took her master's car out for a spin. She drove two miles from her home in Littelton, New Hampshire to the Dunkin' Doughnuts.
I'm sure your asking, "How in the world could a dog drive a car?" There are many reasons:

• Breeze's owner Bruce taught her how to drive a golf cart as a joke.
• The Great Dane could easily reach the pedals because she is 4ft 5in tall while standing on her hind legs.
• Breeze had been to the Dunkin' Donughts many times with her master and knew the way like the back of her paw.

Unfortunatly, this joy ride pooch has had her licence suspended. Annie, the worker at the drive-through window, got Breeze out of the car and called the police. (A very smart move.) Everyone at the Dunkin' Doughnuts thought the incident was hillarious. However, the police weren't laughing. Bruce was fined $500 dollars for Breeze's joy ride. He also had to promise to keep Breeze away from all motorized vehicles unless he is the one driving. Oh well, looks like Breeze has to be content with sticking her head out the window!

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